Saturday, January 16, 2010

I have the highest respect and honor for men and women like this guy.

At a time of devastating loss, it's things like this add a modicum comfort to the suffering family. Its obvious to everyone that is in attendence that this one man went to some length and difficulty to show his honor and respect for the departed hero.


One of the dangers of working from home.....


....and, along the same lines...HEY!!! Wasn't that "Tiger?"


Well Sir, here be some more proof that "You are what'cha eat!"


Yupper, they're out there, and what's even scarier is that THEY VOTE!!! I think we can safely assume who she voted fer and he is now the 44th President of this c'here United States of America.

Friday, January 15, 2010

A little humor t'get restarted.

I guess that when ya don't say the pledge of allegiance very often ya kinda ferget which hand to use....


I just gotta have a good Irish joke every now and agin....

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!'

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.'


A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.

He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat . As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston "

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." ................................................

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.

I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."