Now Sir...if'n there's one quality I greatly respect about a person or situation (aside from loyalty)...it's Honesty, and my new found amiga, "Nikki", just sent me this.
Well Sir...now here be a video with some VERY RARE honesty indeed......
....and...while we're on that subject......"When Momma pays a surprise visit"...
....and "Charlie the Cop" from Chicago sends us this segment of a woman's diary he read regarding an investigation he was conductin several years back.....
DEAR DIARY. DAY ONE
I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise
ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and
make-up. I'm really excited.
DEAR DIARY. DAY TWO
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful
and we saw some whales and dolphins.
What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I
met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice
DEAR DIARY DAY THREE
I spent some time in the pool today. I also did
some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off
the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his
table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a
wonderful time. He is a very attractive and
DEAR DIARY. DAY FOUR
Went to the ship's casino did OK ... won about
$80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him
in his stateroom. We had a luxurious meal complete
with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the
night but I declined. I told him there was no way I
could be unfaithful to my husband.
DEAR DIARY. DAY FIVE
Went back to the pool today and got a little
sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and
spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw
me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a
charming gentleman He again asked me to visit him
for the night and again I declined. He told me that
if I didn't let him have his way with me he would
sink the ship. I was appalled.
DEAR DIARY. DAY SIX
I saved 1600 lives today... Twice.
...and apparently, Miss "Nikki" also had this rather titillating experience the other night....
I lie awake.
I lie awake waiting for you.As I lie on my bed, thinking about you,I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night.
You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.
You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly,without any reservations, you lay on my naked body. You sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you nearly drove me crazy while you drained me.
Finally I went to sleep. Today when I woke up, you were gone. I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishings, making it harder to forget you.
Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you...
....you fucking mosquito.
....and...just what pray tell were Y'all thinkin this was about...hmmmm?
Now Sir...."Chicago Charlie" relates this story that would definately ruin yur day....
A husband and wife were sitting watching TV when he turned to his wife and said,
"Honey, tell me something that will make me Happy and Sad all at the same time."
She thought fer a moment and then said.
"You have the biggest pecker of all your friends."
Well Sir....this fine gentleman, Baxter Black, expresses my sentiments exactly...May God Bless you fine Sir...
Thank you Susan Gertson fer sendin that beautiful video along to us....
How many of Y'all out there agree Baxter's view of America?
....and agin...Missy Nikki sends us this badly needed translation of "The Nine Phrases Women Use"....
Men-Folk....watch and learn...it could save yur ass someday....