Saturday, July 18, 2009

A little a this, a little a that, "Rubber Cement", and a quote from a very wise man....




If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? (I figured this one out...It goes to Obama to help the folks who are to lazy to work!)

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star and Baa baa Black Sheep have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the three songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ASS?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your
e-mail address in the first place?


An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had once failed an entire class.

He explained:

That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

The professor then said, "OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan".

All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A.

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B.
The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.

As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.
The second test average was a D!
No one was happy.

When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.

The scores never increased as bickering,
blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.

Are you listening Obama...It Could not be any simpler than that.

"You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away people's initiative and independence.
You cannot help people permanently by doing for them,
what they could and should do for themselves."

....Abraham Lincoln

I'm not sure if old Abe actually said this at some time during his life, but either way, it makes simple "Common Sense", something that is sadly, and severly lacking in Washington today... **sigh**

Two old ladies, Maude and Mable, are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?

Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Maude: Where did you get it?

Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.

Friday, July 17, 2009

This post is only for those who are objective and seek the truth!

For several years now I have regularly followed a blog called "Hillbilly White Trash" whose writer's screen moniker is "Lemuel Calhoon". Over these past few years I have found "Lem" to be a prolific blogger who researches his topics very well, is NOT prone to histrionic rants or forming premature opinions before all or most of the facts are apparent. In short, "Lem" has always displayed a great deal of honesty, integrity and intelligence in his posts.

I mention all this because I wanted to let my readers know what kind of writer and author "Lem" is, and like "Lem", I have, for the most part, taken a "wait and see" approach to this whole Obama birth certificate situation before I posted anything one way or the other regarding this controversial issue.

Yesterday, a fine woman named "Liz" from out in Missouri (The "Show Me" State) sent me a link to a recent article "Lem" posted on the 15th of this month which I had missed. I read "Lem's" post, "Are the Birther's right?" with great interest. His post has many inserted links to various other stories, articles and facts surrounding this controversy, in fact so many that to simply re-post his article without including all the links would be a disservice to all my readers.

So here is my challenge to anyone who sincerely seeks truth, considers themselves to be a free thinking objective individual with an open mind, and can put aside partisan politics for a spell. Use the links I have provided and go and read "Lem's" post and all the links he provides, and then ask yourself this simple question;

Why is Obama using a small army of attorneys to block the release of so many important school records, personal documents and hospital records that would clear up all the questions immediately??

Over the years I have had several State and Federal government positions, and in ALL cases I had to provide my ORIGINAL Birth Certificate, ALL my school records and various other documents to prove my statements. It would seem that someone holding the highest position in the land should also have to do the same.

As of this writting, I still have not reached a final conclusion regarding the legitimacy of Obama's citizenship as I am giving him the benefit of the doubt, but I and many others, including yourselves, deserve whatever facts are pertinent concerning the troubling issue. Go read his post and all the links in it's entirety and reach your own conclusion.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

How t'really piss off yur wife (or girlfriend)...

Now, afore Y'all watch this, just how many of you red blooded men out there are gonna say ya ain't never done this to yur poor unsuspectin wives before?


Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Just a few political humor cartoonie's....

Monday, July 13, 2009

Man...did she ever take advantage of him, and a tribute to Bob Hope and John C Beale.

Golf Betrayal.


I was fortunate enough to have seen Bob Hope in person "back in the day" about 1966. Loved this Guy!!

Gotta give a big THANKS to "Charlie the Cop" fer passin that one along....

...and this famous line has never been more true.....


Now here is another Hero....

The following was sent to me by my friend Clint Griffin frum out San Diego way. Clint is an old Marine who still recognizes what is appropriate and what is not.

Now this is well worth watching!

The below video shows the America I'm proud of being part of, when I turn
off the network TV channels and take the time to learn what's actually
happening in small town America, (not the news from the Urban areas or
the Urban Sprawl Suburbs ) it restores the faith I have in this country.
Sergeant First Class John C. Beale died for my FREEDOM, Michael Jackson
did not. Sergeant First Class John C. Beale IS a hero, Michael Jackson was
just an entertainer.

Killed in action the week before, the body of Sergeant First Class John C.
Beale was returned to Falcon Field in Peachtree City, Georgia , just
south of Atlanta , on June 11, 2009.

The Henry County Police Department escorted the procession to the funeral home in McDonough , Georgia . A simple notice in local papers indicated the road route to be taken and the approximate time. Nowadays one can be led to believe that America no
longer respects honor, and no longer honors sacrifice outside the military.

Be it known that there are many places in this land where people
still recognize the courage and impact of total self-sacrifice. Georgia
remains one of those graceful places. The link below is a short travelogue
of that day's remarkable and painful journey. But only watch this if you
wish to have some of your faith in people restored. Please share widely.


Sunday, July 12, 2009

UH OH !! Can anyone veriyf or debunk this??

I just received this E-mail from a feller Vet and it immediately concerned me for two reasons, one, I was recently at our Vets Hospital for a "yearly" and was indeed asked these three questions, and two, I've had a CC (Concealed Carry) Permit for over 20 years. Fortunately I answered negative to all, but if true, this does concern me and my fellow Vets.

Can anyone verify or debunk this? I can't find anything on it.


These questions are now part of each and every Veterans Administration exam in Connecticut, Maine, & Massachusetts according to Vets who have had their "annuals". Talk about a "back door disarmament policy"! This Obama Administration is sneakier than a stealth bomber! Vets, "Just say NO." (After all, what stress could we possibly have in our lives?) I have never heard of this before, but I thought it was important enough to pass along here.

"I had a doctor appointment at the local VA clinic yesterday and found something very interesting I would like to pass along. While going through triage before seeing the doctor, I was asked at the end of the exam, three questions:

1. Did I feel stressed?

2. Did I feel threatened?

3. Did I feel like doing harm to someone?

"The nurse then informed me, if I had answered yes to any of the questions, I would have lost my concealed carry permit as it would have gone into my medical records and the VA would have reported it to Homeland Security. I am a Viet Nam vet and 15-year cc permit holder. Looks like they are going after us vets."

Be forewarned and be aware. The Obama administration has gone on record as considering veterans and gun owners as potential terrorists. If you are a veteran, you've been warned. If you know veterans, please pass this on to them.