Saturday....

Well Sir....Patrick frum over at "prh...A Day in the Life" sent us these here memorable photygraffs that never made it inta the Weddin album....










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Well finally...maybe this will put an end to all the Election bullshit....


Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early
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Well Sir....with gas prices still a rizin...and no end in sight...here be the song that some of us will be singin purdy damn soon....


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...and "Charlie" from Chicago sends us the Worlds Shortest Joke...

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap.

The psychiatrist says,

"Well...I can clearly see your nuts."
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Well....again...FINALLY...the truth is out....


9/11 Conspiracy Theories 'Ridiculous,' Al Qaeda Says

BTW...I snarfed both "Onion News Video's" frum "Bothe" over at A Geezers Corner....
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Friday frivolities....

The future of Airline travel....


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Well Sir....we'll continue with "The Rest of the Story....Dorothy, after the Wizard of Oz."" ..





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"Charlie the Cop" sent me this here photygraff of his new light switch cover....

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...and anuther great jewel sent to us by "Charlie the Cop"....

A Cajun walks into a bar with A pet alligator by his side.

He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.

"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside.

Then the gator will close his Mouth for one minute.

"Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed.
In return for witnessing this Spectacle, Each one of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval.

The man stood up on the bar, Dropped his trousers, And placed his Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth.

The gator closed his mouth As the crowd gasped. (** Cookies note: I can just hear all the gasps from all the men-folks out there as they instinctively grab their...units"**)

After a minute, The man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the Alligator hard on the top of its head.

The gator opened his mouth And the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered, And the first of his free Drinks were delivered.

The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."

A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.

A Blonde woman timidly Spoke up..........

"I'll try it - Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!"
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This is the BEST (and funniest) "Work Safety" video I've ever seen. It was sent to me by my good buddy, John Yowan frum out Chanute, Kans-ass way. It's a litle slow in the beginning but gets better, MUCH better....


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...ADULT CONTENT

THIS ONE SHOULD STAY IN LAS VEGAS !!!!!

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker
catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the
hooker, "How much do you charge?"

Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."

Guy says, "$500 dollars? For a hand-job? No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"

The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" "Yes." "Do you see
the Denny's about a block further down? ""Yes." "And beyond that, do you
see that third Denny's?" "Yes." "Well," says the hooker, smiling
invitingly, "I own those. And I own them because I give a hand-job that's
worth $500."

Guy says, "What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try."

They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on
the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth
every bit of $500.

He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is
$1,000?"

The hooker replies, "$1,500."

"I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"

The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put
off the new car for another year or so, and says, "Sign me up."

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can
scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides
to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable
experience. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"

The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?"

"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"

"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."



Hat Tip to "Charlie the Cop" frum out in Chicago.....
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S'more Trivia.....

Well Sir....again, since alot a folks enjoy answerin Trivia questions...here goes...

In the below video, 1) who sang the song "North to Alaska", 2)what year, and 3)who were the star's of the movie...

BTW...Cookie and his wife have been fortunate enough to see some of that area first hand...and ..NO Chief, not during the original Gold Rush. Been to Ketchikan and Skagway, "The Red Dog" saloon in Juneau, panned fer Gold and found some, and visted "Dolly's Whorehouse" in Ketchikan (just a visit mind ya).




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Well Sir....ain't no trivia questions fer this here video, but since my "gyrene" buddy the Chief is interested in trains....I thought he might just enjoy this music by Johnny Cash....



....and...of course ya might know...just as I was postin this video, you know, tryin to be a nice guy and all, doesn't he call me and start bustin my balls about certain things. Like they say, "No good deed goes unpunished."
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OK...now here be a Reeeeal oldie. 1) Who was the 1st main starring character of this old TV series (Hint: Not the person in this video), 2) and what year?


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Here T'is....the scandal of its day. Just one question....Who wrote it?


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Movin along....What's the name of the group that sang these two songs?



....and this one, unfortunaetly, was "my song" fer many a year.....


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....1) easy question, what was the name of the movie, 2) other than Clint Eastwood, who were the two other stars in this scene, and 3) what was the "generic" name given to these type of western movies and why?


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OK...Last one....1) Name the movie, 2) what year was it released, 3) what number movie was this for Elvis, and finally, where the hell were the violins in this scene?

...also...how many of y'all were "makin out" in the balcony when the movie was playin?


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Twixt Tuesday and Wednesday...

Ya know....I was a Bow Hunter fer many a year, but I gotta say, I never saw such perfect form and posture fer a Bow Hunter as the below two photygraffs illustrate.....

Me good buddy Patrick frum "prh....A Day in the Life", sent me these great photygraffs......

These two pictures demonstrate the correct posture for bow hunting.

Picture (1) shows the proper extension of the front arm and the correct positioning of the release arm for a straight, true shot.

Picture (2) shows the release arm placement from the rear, also demonstrating correct alignment of the rear.




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A real salesman

A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Texas and goes to a big 'everything under one roof' department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?' The kid says 'Yeah. I was a salesman back in Wisconsin '

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did.'

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the
store was locked up, the boss came down.

'How many customers bought something from you today?

The kid says 'one'.

The boss says 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?'

The kid says '$101,237.65 '.

The boss says '$101, 237.65? What the heck did you sell?'

The kid says, 'First, I sold him a small fish hook.

Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook.

Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he
said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a Twin engine Chris Craft.

Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition.'

The boss said, 'A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?'

The kid said 'No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said,

'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.
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I was traveling between home and work when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town. The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van.

He yelled out the window, 'Need a lift?'

'Yes, I sure do,' I replied. 'You a Republican or Democrat,' asked the old man.

'Republican,' I replied. 'Well, you can just go to Hell, 'yelled the old man as he sped off.

Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question. Again, I gave the same answer, 'Republican.'

The driver gave me the finger and drove off. I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area
seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans.

The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat.
'Democrat!', I shouted. 'Hop in!', replied the blonde.

Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.

Finally, I yelled, 'Please stop the car.' She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out. 'What's the matter?', she asked.

'I can't take it anymore,' I replied. 'I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody.'
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He's got my buck......in fact he coulda said "Obama" and I'd give him even more...


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....And a big ol Cookshack Hat-Tip to "Charlie the Cop" frum Chicago, and Susan Gertson fer sendin us these here ditties.....
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A prayer Request for feller "blogger"........

Now Folks...on a much more serious note, one of our fellow bloggers, "Eitan" (Greg), who has the blog "...continued in Chicago", has been hospitalised with some extremely serious injuries, and is having extensive surgery as you read this. I would ask that, if your a mind to, please pray for our friend and compadre "Eitan"...


Thanks...Cookie....
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Monday memories in the mist..... Meatloaf Bracciole...

Well Sir...yesterday I was over at The Chieftains place and he had posted this real off key song that was sung by Haley Mills..."Lets get together". Although I enjoyed watching Ms. Haley Mills back in the day...she couldn't sing fer shit....

So....counteract the damage done to me ears by the chief's post...here be sumthin a little more appropriate fer this time of year....



TRIVIA: Name the movie, the two co-stars, and what orchestra played this song? .This is a real easy one....
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OK...now...1) Whats the name of this movie, 2) who sang the song, and 3) What great national sport was born out of runnin moonshine?


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...and...just some plain old nostalgia fer y'all....



OK...Who sang the next 2 songs? This might be a tough one.....





OK...WHO sang the next two songs?..Carefull....answer is in the second song...




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I was talkin with two of my new neighbors here recently, Dave and Susan, and we got to discussin how we were really sick and tired of plain everyday meatloaf, and they immediately offered up a suggestion and a recipe' to me, which I made today...and Loved it! Here ya go mates...

Meatloaf Bracciole

Ingredients:

1-4oz can sliced mushrooms [drain but reserve liquid]
1lb of ground beef (or ground Venison if'n ya got some)
1/2 cup dry bread crumbs
1 egg
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
4 strips bacon
1 teaspoon parsley
1/2 teaspoon oregano
1/2 teaspoon basil
1/4 teaspoon thyme
2 tablespoons crumbs
1 small onion diced
1 cup mozzarella
1-16oz jar of your favorite tomato sauce

Add water to mushroom liquid to make 1/2 cup and combine with meat.

Combine meat with 1/2 cup bread crumbs, egg, garlic powder and salt and mix well. Cover and refrigerate till well chilled.

Fry bacon, drain and save fat. Pat meat onto a 12” X 8” rectangle of wax paper wax paper.

Drizzle on bacon fat and then sprinkle with parsley, oregano, basil, thyme, and 2 tablespoons of bread crumbs, leaving a 1/2 inch border.

Crumble bacon and scatter on meat, do same with onions, mushrooms and cheese.

Roll up (from the short side) and seal ends. NOW...here comes what I call covering my ass from the "Dumb Ass" factor...DO NOT roll up the wax paper as well. Y'all would be suprised the number of folks who would.

Place seam down in a 13"x9" baking dish. Pour tomato sauce over top. Cover with foil and bake at 350 degrees for 50 to 60 minutes.

Cut in thick slices and enjoy!!
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