The Cook Shack--Gab & Grub
JUST A GOOD OLD FASHIONED PATRIOTIC BLOG, with Backwoods straite tawk, views, wizdom & recipees frum the man that duz the cookin...."Cookie". Scroll Through "SEARCH THIS BLOG", "ARCHIVES" or "PREVIOUS POSTS" fer the various RECIPEE'S.... Y'all Remember..."NEVER TRUST A SKINNY COOK". Now THIS is Cookie's kinda "Boat"! The BEST kind of MARINE is a SUBMARINE!
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
A little movie and TV nostalgia....
Well Sir, maybe its because I'm feelin like a prisoner of the weather and its been a long winter, but, long before "The Great Escape" and the TV series "Hogan's Hero's", there was...STALAG 17
Then came "The Great Escape" based on a true, real life accounts of events in WWII....
Now Sir, here be a true account of certain facts related to The Great Escape. Just click on the various numbers for more information. I'm sure some of you will find this very interesting.
...and, here be a very rare copy of the "Hogan's Heros" theme song with lyrics. Watched just about every episode of this program over the years and never heard this afore....
...and, some "Hogan's Heroes" bloopers...
...unt my favorite character....Sgt. Schultz
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
"Baby" the deer....
This'll put a smile on yur face....
Thanks "Chicago Charlie" fer that story bout how t'fatten a deer up fer huntin season.....
Gotta love Al Bundy......
"Ah...excuse me guys, I gotta go change my pants now"....
Hey there Susan, thanks fer the family huntin video....!
Monday, March 09, 2009
Get on board...
My good bud "The Chief" sent me these old WWII posters, and while lookin at these, I recalled that even though I was very young, there were still some hangin around my old neighborhood during my early years.
I wonder whatever happened to this kind of thinking?
I got a lump in my throat when I read this. I had grown up thinking patriotism, it is the AMERICAN way! I am glad to see that somebody saved them.
These were our parents. What in the world have we let happen?
I guess we are the last generation to see, or even remember anything like these? Whatever happened? Political correctness (or "re-education") happened, lack
of God's name happened, lack of personal responsibility happened, lack of personal integrity and honesty happened, lack of respect and loyalty to our country happened, lack of being an American happened.
Do you watch the direction that America is being taken in and feel powerless to stop it?
Do you believe that your voice isn’t loud enough to be heard above the noise anymore?
Do you read the headlines everyday and feel an empty pit in your stomach…as if you’re completely alone?
If so, then you’ve fallen for the Wizard of Oz lie. While the voices you hear in the distance may sound intimidating, as if they surround us from all sides—the reality is very different. Once you pull the curtain away you realize that there are only a few people pressing the buttons, and their voices are weak. The truth is that they don’t surround us at all.
We surround them.
So, how do we show America what’s really behind the curtain? Below are nine simple principles. If you believe in at least seven of them, then we have something in common. I urge you to read the instructions at the end for how to help make your voice heard.
The Nine Principles
1. America is good.
2. I believe in God and He is the Center of my Life.
3. I must always try to be a more honest person than I was yesterday.
4. The family is sacred. My spouse and I are the ultimate authority, not the government.
5. If you break the law you pay the penalty. Justice is blind and no one is above it.
6. I have a right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness, but there is no guarantee of equal results.
7. I work hard for what I have and I will share it with who I want to. Government cannot force me to be charitable.
8. It is not un-American for me to disagree with authority or to share my personal opinion.
9. The government works for me. I do not answer to them, they answer to me.
You Are Not Alone
If you agree with at least seven of those principles, then you are not alone. Please send a digital version of your picture to: firstname.lastname@example.org
...and then stay tuned to the radio and television shows over the coming weeks to see how we intend to pull back the curtain.
The personal 12 Values
If this post peaked your curiosity, or hopefully your sense of patriotism, check out Glenn Beck's program on Fox ever weekday at 5:00 PM.
Just a montage of photygraffs I needed to use up....
We'll begin with my special Irish blessing to this administration, fer both Republicans and Democrats....
Now these next to photygraffs are paint jobs, one on the ceiling of a smoking area (great idea), and the other of a bathroom floor. Imagine walkin inta that bathroom after havin had a few too many toddy's....
Hmmm...new toilet paper just marketed. Where pray-tell can I get me some of that...???
...and this is a Democrat bear waitin fer his government handout, or more appropriately, his Bailout...
Now this is sumthin that just about anyone can use frum time t'time....
Sunday, March 08, 2009
Some good commercials....and a couple a jokes...
Once a MARINE always a MARINE
On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retir ed MARINE, and asked,
"Honey, do you remember this?"
He looked up from his newspaper and said; "Yes dear, I do.
You wore that same negligee the night we were married"
She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"
He nodded and said "Yes dear, I said; Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out."
She giggled and said; "That's exactly what you said. So now it's fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say tonight?"
He looked her up and down and said;
" Mission Accomplished."
Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers
Tower : 'Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!'
Delta 351: 'Give us another hint! We have digital watches!'
Tower: 'TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.'
TWA 2341: 'Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?'
Tower: 'Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?'
From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue:
'I'm f...ing bored!'
Ground Traffic Control:
'Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!'
Unknown aircraft: 'I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!'
O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: 'United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound.'
United 329: 'Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight.'
A student became lost during a solo cross-country flight. While attempting to locate the aircraft on radar, ATC asked, 'What was your last known position?'
Student: 'When I was number one for takeoff.'
A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down.
San Jose Tower Noted: 'American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadeloupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport.'
A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich , overheard the following:
Lufthansa (in German):
' Ground, what is our start clearance time?'
Ground (in English):
'If you want an answer you must speak in English.'
Lufthansa (in English):
'I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?'
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): 'Because you lost the bloody war!'
Tower: 'Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff,
contact Departure on frequency 124.7'
Eastern 702: 'Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure.
By the way,after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway.'
Tower: 'Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7.
Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?'
BR Continental 635: 'Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterers.'
One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the
Cherokee. Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said,
'What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?'
The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a real zinger:
'I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yours
and I'll have enough parts for another one.'
The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747,
call sign Speedbird 206 .
Speedbird 206: ' Frankfurt , Speedbird 206! clear of active runway.'
Ground: 'Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven.'
The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: 'Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?'
Speedbird 206: 'Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now.'
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): 'Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?'
Speedbird 206 (coolly): 'Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark... and I didn't land.'
While taxiing at London 's Gatwick Airport , the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming:
'US Air 2771, where the hell are you going? I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!'
Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically: 'God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour, and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?'
'Yes, ma'am,' the humbled crew responded.
Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking:
'Wasn't I married to you once?'