Wisdom borrowed frum The Book of Mahone.... and... YOU SUPPLY THE CAPTION..

....actually...this here photygraph is Plato...

Smoking a cheap cigar is like cheating on your wife with an ugly women - it defeats the whole purpose.

A hungry cat is a good friend.

If someone hires a nymphomaniac as a prostitute - then who is really getting screwed?

While you are being attacked by a felon is no time to discuss constitutional law.

Jews! What can you say about a culture that gave the world Moses, Einstein, and Grocho Marx?

There are a thousands reasons why one loses, only one why they win.

It's only fun being a virgin once. And that's in the losing of it.

Nobody is perfect, and I'm here to prove it.

How to be happy? Want what you have.

Worst gift idea of all time? The Lorena Bobbit Cutlery set - as endorsed on TV by O.J. Simpson.

From the time we take our first breath, Death begins stalking us.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder: ergo, if I never see you again, I'll love you forever.

Sex with a woman in her prime is awesome - but don't take it personally. Just be glad you were lucky enough to be there.

Cat etiquette: From years of keen observation, I've determined a firm rule of cat etiquette: If a door is opened, and one cat is leaving the house while another is entering at the same time, the cat leaving has the obligation to jump over the cat entering.

OK...y'all supply the caption...this one might be tough.......

It don't look good......

Well Sir....as y'all know...I try t'stay clear of the politics and events of the day...so's to give readers an alternative spot to go so they can...at least temporally...get away frum bad or disturbin news.....

...But...I was just readin that the probe inta the Haditha "killings" ain't lookin good fer the Marines involved...and that...IF true...it saddens me greatly....

Although I was Navy...when in the Seabee's I was combat trained by the Marine Corps and wurked side by side with them everday...and I'm as "Semper Fi" as a sailor can get...I loved the Corps and what they stand fer...honor, justice, hard-fightin, courageous, etc., etc...

IF true...these men have not only dishonored the Corps...but our country. The killings of innocent women and children...cannot be furgivin...at least not by this here Cookie. We all know how the Arab wurld will play this up...makin every American Soldier look like child killers....

I truly pray that there is an explanation somewhere that will exonerate these men...but if not....I feel sullied by association.

I'll never stop loving the Corps...but...temporaily at least....I'm disgusted with these men and what they represent....IF true......

Sassy-Sistah's Fried Green Tomaters...... and some caption fun...

Well Sir....it's just too damn hot t'cook...or t'do much of anythin else fer that matter.....

So...I was just a perusin around the blogosphere and checkin out some a the sites of some a my friends when I spied a recipe frum Sandy over at Sassy-Sistah's ......

...and bein so guldang hot...I was just too damn lazy to go and look up my recipe' fer Fried Green Tomaters.....so...after gettin permission frum Miss Sandy to print her recipe'....I put it inta this here post....and...that's what this here blog is all about...publishin my recipe's and those of other good Cookies.....and a little humor tossed in here and there....here tis....

FRIED GREEN TOMATOES

4 medium green tomatoes(sliced 1/2 inch thick)

1 tsp. salt

1/2 tsp. pepper

1 cup flour (you can use 1/2 cup flour & 1/2 cup cornmeal if you want)

Vegetable oil for frying

Wash and slice tomatoes.

Mix seasonings with flour in plate. Dredge each tomato slice - be sure both sides are well coated.

Heat oil to about 375 degrees in medium skillet. (Hot, but not smoking)

Cook tomatoes until golden brown on both sides; drain on paper towels. Try and only turn them once or you may lose the "crust."

Serve while hot.

(Some people like to dip the tomato slices in an egg and milk wash before dredging in flour or cornmeal. I like them both ways. Try both and see which one you prefer!)

Frum Sassy-Sistah……

Ya know...maybe it's just cool enuff to break out the cast iron and cook me up a batch a these puppies......mmmm mmm...

OK...movin on.... Lets play submit yur captions....fer instance...my caption to this here photygraph might be somethin like...."If this were me...the sombrero's would be the other way around..." ...Yur turns......

A hodge-podge a different stuff...

Sorry Mel...way too late...according to all reports...it looks like ya dun stepped on yur dick real good this time..."in Vino Veritas" (...in wine there is truth...)....

Well Sir...guess they do things a might differant down there in Kentucky....

Movin on....while perrusin some various agricultural and scientific sites...I found this below photygraph of this here Frisky Flora...

...I guess when ya just stands around in the Arizoni Desert all day with nuthin to do or no place t'go...things like this can happen.....

...Can Cacti be "hung"?...

hmmmm...guess so......

...Gotta say...never...ever...thought I'd be envious of a Cactus......

...OK...this here next photygraph is fer me buddy Fits over at Shooting the Messenger , I just knows how he appreciates pictures like this un....

....I guess even the Prairie Dogs are a takin this War on Terror seriously...alot more than most folks I know are...that's fer sure...

...Folks...wake up please...this here war we're a fightin is fer real! Islamo-Fascists and extremists want to KILL us...they don't wanna be makin friends with us...they want us and our way of life GONE!

OK...nuff political talk fer the day...just had to get my feelin's known.....so..here be Deputy Dog fer the Prairie pups....

...Hey Fits...what kinda weapon is that??

Now Sir...we've all heard a "Fat Cats"...but this next photygraph here is one prodigious pooch if'n I ever seen one.....

Yes Sir...I'm real glad I ain't payin "Tiny's" (dog's name) food bill......

...and BTW..."Tiny" thinks he a lap dawg.....

Now Sir...I don't reckon I know if'n this next picture gives a whole new meanin to the phrase "Pussy Whipped"...or whether or not it might just be the actual meanin.....

What d'yall think.....? Adios amigo's and amiga's......Cookie.....

Some "Dry Bones" truth..... weird animal practices ... and old Girl Scouts

This cartoon was posted by The Dread Pundit Bluto a week or so ago....and I think it's most appropriate today...just substitute the wurd "Gaza" with "Lebanon" and it still wurks.....


Ok...now on to some humor that is not political in nature...but is ABOUT nature.... (how do you like that seg-way?)


Over the past few weeks I have been doing a study of the sex lives of various wild animals in and around New York State (too much time on my hands)...and I've noticed a somewhat "puzzlin" pattern reagrding both Deer....and Squirrels....


Now Sir...this first photygraph I used in a recent post cause I thought it was a most un-usual event....but...it turns out I was wrong.... yupper....

...While walkin my "Wolf-Dog" in my backyard this AM...I spotted this other Manege Trois happenin in one a my fences.....

...so...just happenin to have my trusty 35 mm camera with me...I managed to capture the evidence of sumthin sinister happenin in the Animal Kingdom.....

...I also couldn't help but notice that the last squirrel on the right hand side of the photygraph... chattered with.... a lisp....yupper...swear t'God....

....so...without any further adieu...here's the evidence.....

...Well Sir...the only thing I can think of is that it must be the heat.....

...Movin on...a little while later...while tryin to take a nap frum the heat...there was a knock on the door....and here's the person who was interuptin my afternoon siesta....

...first thing she said was that she recognized this here Cookie frum last night...said she was customer 999,999 (although she didn't know it at the time) and that she walked outta the Sex Shop just a minute or so afore I did (previous post explains all).....said she was pissed bout that...

....and BTW...the cookies were about as old as the Girl Scout.....

...and you shoulda seen what I had to do to get the cookies...brrrrrhg....

.... she wanted to play a little game called "the young one and the Perv" and that she would give me the cookie fer free (my kinda price)......turns out she played the perv...... Cookie...

SHIT! My 15 minutes a Fame ...just my luck...

Well Sir...ya might just know it. They says (and I think it was Andy Warhol said it first) that everyone gets 15 minutes a fame at least once in his life...and last night I got mine...DAMN IT!

...least ways...ya cain't really see my face to clear....

Now Sir...movin on past this highly embarrassin moment...as most a y'all know...I'm a member of the infamous Pirate Armada, feared by Libs and Moonbats from coast to coast...so whenever I hears a good Pirate joke...I just gotta be passin it along......

YO HO HO !

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey mate, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What d' you mean?" said the pirate, "I be feelin fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

"Well, OK... but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight me hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook....I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh... one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in me eye."

"You're kiddin," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from bird shit."

"It was me first day with the hook."

..."Stupid is as Stupid Duz" .. Oy Vay... Just a laid back Sunday post...

Caution : They walk among us!

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it."For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it.He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read:"Fridge for sale $50."The next day someone stole it.Caution... They Walk Among Us!

====================While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."They Walk Among Us!!

====================I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
They Walk Among Us!!!

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving". They Walk Among Us!!!!

====================My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...
They Walk Among Us!!!!

====================My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount....They Walk Among Us!!!!!!

====================I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!

====================I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?". They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!

====================While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 ; I don't think I could manage 6 pieces. Yep, They Walk Among Us!

And REPRODUCE .