The Great Global Warming Swindle....part 5

Well Sir....are y'all learning anything yet...??? Keep watchin.....

The Great Global Warming Swindle...part 4....

Watch and learn folks.....many of you are being suckered into a massive financial scheme.....

The Global Warming Swindle...part 3....

Keep watchin & learnin......

Global Warmin Swindle...Part 2.....

Well Sir...if'n ya watched Part 1....then ya just might be a waitin fer this second installment.....

Watch and learn my friends as to just how you are being drawn into this massive scam....

The great "Global Warming Swindle"....Part 1

Well Sir....there are folks all over this here wurld who just love to be a part of something big....something that makes them feel good...you know...warm and fuzzy all over like...like they have some value....hence...the Global Warming mania..., "Live Earth", ...etc., etc., etc....

Now Sir...I must admit that a few years or so ago, not having access to ALL the information regarding this topic, I too was alarmed...and even scared...and immediately bought into this load of high grade Bullshit until my buddy Sig over at Signal 94 asked me to just take some time and take a good hard look at the entire picture, and ALL the emperical and scientific evidence.....and then make my decision....to which I took him up on his offer....

...and ya know what....like most things in this world...it all boils down to jobs, money and some world economics.....not to mention that Al Gore himself is padding his retirement by helping to sell "Carbon Off-Sets".....what a scam.....

I first saw this video over at Hillbilly White Trash....and although I was just gonna refer y'all over there...I decided that since this is an important topic to me, and I'm quite vocal bout it, that I would post all these several videos myself....So...watch it with an open mind and maybe...just maybe...y'all might learn sumthin...and remember...

....Bullshit comes frum cattle, and if'n y'all just wanna blindly foller the herd with the rest of the cattle...then don't go any further......

Part 1.....

THANKS Y'ALL.....

Well Sir....I'd like t'take a few moments to give a Big old Cookshack Thank You to all the folks who send me various stuff so's I can post it on my blog...

First off there be Sue Gertson frum down Eagle Lake, Texas way. Sue has contributed so many cartoons, jokes, article and recipe's that I would hardly know where t'begin. THANK YOU MUCHO AMIGA!!!!!

...and then there be my buddy "Fish" frum down Kentucky way. I gets at least 8 to 10 great jokes a week frum that old boy.....

Now Sir....then there's Charley B....the retired cop frum Chi-Town. Now Charlie sends me a great deal of real funny stuff, the problem is that if'n I wanna keep the Censors off my ass I can only post some of it....and even that must be proceeded by an "Adult Content" warnin.....Thanks Charlie. Many folks have enjoyed quite a few of yur cartoons and jokes......

OK...Now I gots t'thank all the folks I steal...errr...borrow stuff frum...like The Mohawk Chieftan over Smoldering Embers in a Mohawk Campfire. Now Sir....the Chief, an old Jarhead frum the Marine Corps, likes t'bitch a little when I takes some a his stuff....but overall he's a pretty good sport about it...and besides...I've found a thing or two of mine over at his Campfire frum time t'time.....Thanks fer yur patience & tolerence Ungiatchi ( Onondaga Native for friend)...

Then of course there be Myron over at Myron's Random Thoughts, and Bothe over at A Geezers Corner....both retired bubbleheads (Submariners) like myself....

...and I certainly cain't furget t'thank my cantakorous buddy out Kansas way named Missy Buster. She's always good fer either a great recipe or a good joke frum time t'time....but tread lightly round her fellers...she's a might on the touchy side......sorta like a purring rattlesnake.....

...and my British mate Gert frum jolly old England. Gert and myself don't zactly see eye to eye on a few things (our political and philosophical views differ in certain area's), but ya know...that's what makes the world go round and it certainly makes fer interestin conversations. He and I like to spend time in the kitchen cookin, and in fact, he's had his own exclusive restaurant in a resort area of Great Britain...so he's shared some a his cookin secrets with the old Cookie.....Thanks Gert.....

Well Sir...if'n I've missed anybody, and just mighta, leave a comment and chew my butt out and I'll rectify my oversight in the next post....

Again...THANK'S Y'ALL!!!!

Here be 2 of my hero's.....

Well Sir....both a these guys got Cajones...and one of em kicked a terrorists so hard in the "nads" that he tore one of his own tendons..... how many of y'all out there wish you coulda been him...just for that great moment...???


Fred Thompson and Hillary Clinton were walking down the street when they saw a homeless man. Fred went up to the man and handed him his business card and told the homeless man to come to his office the next day to see about a job. Then he gave the man $20.00.

This impressed Hillary so when they saw another homeless man she ran over to him and gave him directions to the nearest welfare office. Then she reached into Fred Thompson's pocket and took out $20.00. She pocketed $15.00 for administrative overhead and gave the homeless man $5.00.

The newest Iraqi and Taliban Passport camera.... and..Yur hair smells good...

Well Sir...I saw this over at A Geezer's Corner and thought I'd share it with y'all...

OK Mohammed...say Jihad.....



Subject: Your Hair Smells Good

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks: "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."

Combat for Dummies....

Well Sir....I just borrowed this frum Blowing San #1...it just struck my funny bone....



Combat for Dummies

Advice and instructions taken from actual military sources. Some of these guys must have had a sense of humor

"Aim towards the enemy."--Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."--U.S. Marine Corps

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."--USAF Ammo Troop

"If the enemy is in range, so are you."--Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your m203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."--Army's magazine of prevention maintenance

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."--U.S. Air Force manual

"Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo."--Infantry Journal

"Tracers work both ways."--U.S. Army Ordnance

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds."--Infantry Journal

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."--David Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush."--Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."--Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper....once."--Anon

"Never tell the platoon sergeant you have nothing to do."--Unknown Marine Recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."--Infantry Journal

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."--USAF Ammo Troop

Taken from strangecosmos.com

Posted by Subvet at 3:09 AM 1 comments

This says it all for me..... America. Why I love her.....

Written By John Mitchem
Read by John Wayne

"Press 1 for..."..ya right...Press this amigo...

Well Sir...I snarfed part a this frum Smoldering Embers in a Mohawk Campfire....

How many of ya remember these....???

Well Sir...fer some a you younger folks out there who wonder why so many people of my generation smoke...a couple a these ads will answer that question...and yes...unfortunately...I do remember most of these other ads. Man...did I just date myself....

...and BTW...did ya ever think you would see an ad for Lysol as a feminine hygiene product...

Damn! I hate it when this happens....R-Rated commercial.....

Serving the Giant Puffball.....

Well Sir....one a my feller bloggers, Mohawk Chieftain frum Smoldering Embers in a Mohawk Campfire, recently asked me..."What's a Giant PuffBall?"...and would I please post an article about em.....OK...here t'is mates...

Giant PuffBalls are like huge tasty edible mushrooms...so..if'n ya likes mushrooms...yur sure to love these guys...that is if'n yur lucky enuff to find em...

A couple a things to remember about these beauties. First off...ya can prepare em and eat em as long as they are either pure white, or just turning pink on the inside. After they turn pink...they'll turn brown and loose just about all their great flavor...

To my knowledge...the only time ya can find em is in the fall of the year, and I'm told there no poisonous Puffballs. When you find a fully grown one, and are going to harvest it, use a knife to cut it off down by its bottom...leaving what I call "a stem". In this way the spoors stay in that area and you can usually get some more giant puffballs the following year in the same spot...

Before you prepare and cook them, cut/peel off the outside skin and discard. Then slice into various thickness of slices depending on how and what you are going to make with them. I have two simple recipe's below...

...and BTW...these mushrooms are so good, even all four of my kids loved em when the were young...and still love em today if I can find any.... its sorta like eating a Mushroom Steak Fillet Mignon....

Puffballs Parmesan

-1 tsp salt
-1 cup flour
-About 1 pound puffballs, peeled and cut into 1/2-inch slices

-1 egg, slightly beaten with
-2 tablespoons water
-1 cup Parmesan cheese
-Oil or butter for sautéing

Mix the flour and salt together. Dip the puffball slices in the flour mixture, then in the egg, and last, in the Parmesan cheese. Heat the butter or oil in a saucepan or skillet and sauté the puffballs slowly until golden brown. Drain on paper towels. Serve immediately.

Serves 4

Breaded Puffballs

Dip the Puffball slices into flour, covering completely, then into slightly beaten eggs, then into Italian or plain Bread Crumbs. Fry in 1/2 inch of Peanut or Vegetable Oil until golden brown....

...OR...foller the above directions but dip them into yur favorite Beer-Batter instead of Bread Crumbs.....

Mmmmm....Enjoy.....

Monday Mania..... Beware...some full Nudity ahead...

..ADULT CONTENT AHEAD...FULL NUDITY!!

...and in other News...The world record for Long Distance Broad-Jump was broken yesterday on a beach in Florida. The above photo was taken just prior to the record jump being broken....

..."I ain't gonna arrest him Fred...You get out of the cruiser and arrest him....you're the rookie..."

...and here we have Grandpa's huge Trout....

...Well Sir...I guess now we know what Scotsmen wear under their Kiltie's....