A little bit of sumthin fer Saturday and Sunday.....
Well Sir...I still bear the marks on my ass and the back of my head from my mother, but in truth, I always deserved it. Go gettem Irma.....
Thanks Chicago Charlie fer remindin me of "The Good Old Days"...
A guy is 85 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up. 'He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up!!'
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
The frog said,
'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.
Then the frog said,
'What . . . are you NUTS? Didn't you hear what I said? I said, "KISS ME" and I will be your beautiful bride!'
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 'Nah . . . at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
With age comes Wisdom.
Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement
25 years ago.
One day he arrives home looking downcast.
"That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I've hit the ball I couldn't see where it went."
His wife sympathizes and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't you take my brother with you and give it one more try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes an almighty swing and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law. "Did you see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."
Bet'cha never saw a Gymnast like this before......
BTW...Gotta thank "Charlie the Cop" frum Chicago fer the above submissions.....
Ahhh....Considerin everthin that's been goin on, I think maybe Y'all should consider changin the window.....
Ponder this a spell......