Thursday, June 15, 2006

...Just some scattered humor... and some sad irony...

She's Gone . . . .

-She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit drinking....

-Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up, and I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.....

-She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me......

-I told her that was what the beer was for.....

-I don't think she's coming back...


BLACK BOXES....

The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past 5 years, whereby the auto maker's were installing black box voice recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine in fatal accidents, thecircumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were not surprised to find in 42 of the 50 states the recorded lastwords of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh Shit!"

What was a surprise, is that only in the upstate section of NY, specifically Onondaga, Jefferson, Lewis, St. Lawrence and the Oswego County area (Where I live folks)... were the last words different, in 89.3 percent of the time, the final words were: "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try something."

Didja ever wunder where the phrase "Stuck on Stupid" came frum.....here's yur answer....


...take yur choice BTW....

.The grinning idiot clinging to Je$$e Jack$on is, as we all know by now, Cindy Sheehan... who, as we also all know...lost her son Casey in the war,... the same son she gave up in her divorce when he was 7 years old.

...And by the way if you wonder why she has so much free time, ... she is going through another divorce right now and guess what? She is giving up custody of another son.

As Forest Gump once wisely proclaimed, "Stupid is as stupid does."


Hat Tip: The Doubting Thomas Journey fer the jokes (Cindy Sheehan included in that)


Just cause yur old....don't mean yur not mentally alert....

The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely with picnic tables, a barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it over. He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond.

As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence. At once, they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave.

"The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked.

"Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator.

"Just goes to show, old men can still think on their feet.

Hat Tip: Myron

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

...Takin a break......


Hey frends & naybors...this here Cookie is gonna take a break fer a couple a days.....

...Been doin a passle a cooking... alot of yardwurk...and a few other things that have told me its time to take care of myself fer a brief spell......

So...if'n yur still around when I get back...I be a seein y'all then...and hey...to all you Dad's out there...have a great Fathers Day and remember...any man can be a father...but it takes a special man to be a Dad......Cookie....

...and Oh...BTW...here's the Alabama way of handlin a naybor that's a pain in the ass...or just some of the annoyin and despicable folks y'all meet out in the blogosphere......courtesy of Missy Buster out in Kansas.....it's the American way.....

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

...well don't you know...thats the sound of the men...


Sorry...the Warden..er I mean my wifes home t'day...wurk t'do.....

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Hmmmm...interesting....

Well Sir...now ain't this interestin...go ahead take this test. I used all 45 questions and answered as honestly as possible...this kinda surprised me....AND...it ruined my cantakerous image...


Good Golly...Good Gumbo.....


Well Sir...it's a might cold & damp day here in upstate New York, 40's and 50's.....so's awhile ago I was a ponderin just what might taste good fer dinner.....

I was perusin around to all my bloggin and old submarine buddies and when I got to Myron's Mind Meanderings....I saw just what I was a gonna make fer dinner on this inclement weather day...GUMBO!

Now Sir....Myron is a good old boy and I'm sure he's got a ton of experience makin good Cajun Gumbo...and...I'm too damn lazy to reprint his recipee...so's y'all just gotta go to the link I put in....Mmmm...mmmm....a good hot seafood/chicken/sausage Gumbo and some good French or Italian bread fer soppin.....wurks fer me.......


Y'all have a great and peacful Sunday...and may God Bless......Cookie...

..OH YA...and while yur there...check out the video (just below his recipee) of the $32,000 model B-52 bomber...thats right...$32,000...with a 22 foot wingspan...watch it fly and watch what happened to it.....

Addendum: I made this fer dinner tonight and it was outstandin....give it a try...you'll enjoy it fer sure.....